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Welcome to Kitty Corner!!!
Where Cat answers your questions!!
Updated
- April, 08, 2000
Felicia - HIYA CAT FANS!!!
Cat - Hiya friends, FINALLY! Welcome to another edition
of "Kitty Corner". Hiya Felicia.
Felicia - Hiya Cat, good to be back. Aye?
Cat - Definitely. Where are the questions?
Felicia - WOW! Someone's anxious to answer some
questions, aren't they?
Cat - I sure am. I don't know why I am, it's just that
it's been a whole month.
Felicia - Yup. So are you ready for the first question?
Cat- Sure am.
1. Prunella -
Dear Cat,
You have a great voice, ever think of publishing a cd?
Cat - Heh heh. Why thankya Prunella, baby! I do take the
voice from my father. Well, I don't know about publishing
a cd, I think that would be kinda expensive, but with my
talents, I can probably get a record deal.
Felicia - ::cringes not to laugh:: um...Cat ::holds her
hand to her mouth.::
Cat - And what is just so funny?
Felicia - ::stops cringing:: BAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! Cat,
you a record deal? That's a laugh!!!! BAH HA HA HA.
Prunella, Cat would never get a record deal in a million
years.
Cat - And just why do you think that?
Felicia - Well, number one, you're self absorbed, number
two, you're not with the times, and number three,
everyone hates you.
Cat - ::weak laugh:: very funny. And I suppose you could
do any better?
Felicia - HECK YEAH!!!
Cat- Well, I don't believe you.
Felicia - Whatever, wanna get to the next question Mr.
Frank Sinatra? ::giggles::
Cat - Ver funny, and yes, get the next letter out before
I get angry.
Felicia - Whatever...::Giggles::
2. Francine -
Cat Querido,
Usted
es impresionante. Mi amigo piensa que usted es
lindo. Wanna la fecha? Ella es veinte dos.
Felicia
- Wha...?
Cat - OoO...Wonder what she looks like?
Felicia - What are you talking about Cat?
Cat - I bet she has blue eyes and brown hair.
Felicia - Who ?
Cat - Oh sorry, I forgot to translate it for you,
I am a master at foreign languages... Here's the
letter translated in English :
Felicia - CAT...
Cat - Dear Cat,
You're awesome. My friend thinks you're cute.
Wanna date her? She's twenty two.
Felicia - CAT!!!!!!
Cat - What?
Felicia - I knew what it said, but the reason I
was asking those questions is because I thought
you were crazy for even thinking about dating
her! You don't even know her.
Cat - Hey! Maybe it's Sally Chenille!!!!
Felicia - Nevermind. Let's get to the next
question. Shall we?
3.
Glady -
Dear
Cat,
I love you, but my friend hates your guts! And I
was just wondering....how do you deal with the
pressures of everyday work while on the set of
your show?
Cat - Well, let me tell you, it's hard!!!
I get alot of comments saying that I'm too mean
to Dog, and everyone likes him better. Y'know.
That just makes me angry, why do all the girls
like him, and why do all the boys want to be him?
Felicia - Well, because Dog is cute, and he's got
the touch to impress a pretty lady! Any guy would
give anything to be him. As for you, I think
you're cute ::blushes::, but not many other girls
think so. Also, Dog acts like a kid, and all the
kid fans can relate to him. Besides, it is a kids
show, right?
Cat- True, but people should like me for who I
am, this is an outrage!!!
Felicia - ::looks at her watch:: WHOA! Look at
the time. We've gotta go now Cat fans. If you
have any questions for Cat, email me at catdogfreak@hotmail.com .
Cat - Wait, wait, wait. I still need to make my
point.
Felicia - ::yawns:: No one cares Cat.
Cat - Now you're just the kinda person everyone
else is....you outta. ::pictures goes black::
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